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August21

It has occurred to me that I might be a tad on the emotional side these days. I mean I’ve always had a touch of moodiness but this is a whole new level.

Case in point…

Why don’t people cry when their anthem is played after they get a gold medal? I’m totally um, watery eyed and I’m just watching it on TV. I don’t even have the years of pain and hardship to look back on. Oh here comes the crescendo – it’s so beautiful (sniff, sniff).

God damn it why isn’t he crying. Doesn’t it mean anything to him? He isn’t seriously winking at the camera is he – a friggin wink. You know what maybe he should just stay home next time and let someone who cares win for once.

Asshole.

And another…

Obnoxious guy who lets his dog poo in our yard and doesn’t pick it up: Your dog attacked my dog.

Me: Oh I’m sorry, she was just barking because your dog was on our property.

OG: No your dog is evil I don’t like how she’s looking at me. Get her away.

Me: Ok, sorry again. Meeka, come here…good girl.

OG: Good girl, good girl how can you say good girl.

Me: It’s ok really, we’re going inside now.

OG: Next time I see your dog I’m going to hit her.

Me (at the top of my lungs): BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT, BERT

So you see I’m flipping from soppy to unreasonably angry in the space of a note and from overly placating to completely flipping out in a step and a half. Is this what hormonal feels like?

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