1. The other day Bert and I were walking along when we saw a mailman (hat, bag of letters and all) climbing into a cab - I wonder what happened to his truck?

2. My Mom was in Halifax and was followed along the sidewalk by a drunk midget with a three legged walker (please note that the walker was supposed to have four legs).

3. Creepy George from the dog park at 8am on Sunday stopping by and inviting himself in because ‘he hadn’t seen me in a while’ as I stood in my bathrobe yelling for Bert - who showed up in his boxer briefs.

4. Bert dressed as Santa - actually that was less odd and more cute, he really made a very good Santa although one or two kids thought he was too skinny.