If heaven is a place where all bad emotions dissappear in my heaven the top two gonners would be jealousy and anger.

If heaven is a place where you can eat your favorite food all the time and never get sick of it then in my heaven plates would be piled high with lobster and chocolate truffles.

If heaven is a place where you can finally get around to all those things you’ve always wanted to do then my heaven would be dotted with pole jumping pits and the latest childrens book by me.

If heaven is a place where everything makes you smile then I would finally be able to find that bloomin leprauchan again cause damn it he wasn’t standing by the big hole this morning even though I took a potato with me when I walked the dog (as per Dan’s advice). Maybe I’m using the wrong kind of potato, it was one of those little red ones, should I take a Yukon Gold instead, you know cause leprauchans always have a pot of gold? Or a good old fashioned baking potato, the giant kind that gives you a whole lotta potato for your buck?