Ah, back to the grind. You know I used to think that when I wasn’t working I was essentially useless to the World. I kinda think I’m still useless to the World, only now the World is paying. No seriously, was work always so cram packed full of inane concerns?

This morning I:

1. Copied and pasted a table into a table of a different format then spent an hour cursing stupid Microsoft tables (by the way, when you type Microsoft in a word document the “M” is automatically capitalized even if you purposely left it small because you think that Microsoft is the devils latest earthly incarnation and is in no way deserving of a capital letter)

2. Spent a good half hour trying to get my chair cleaned. I swear that at some point during my absence some parent stuck their child in my office with a pound of chocolate and a cat. My chair suffered and now I really don’t want to sit in it in case my ass ends up soaking up chocolate covered cat hair or something.

3. Wrote fact-sheets, which may or may not end up being read by anyone but are vitally important nonetheless because we have an unwritten obligation to provide them.

Here’s hoping that I change the World – preferably for the better – this afternoon.