I think we’re under investigation by the CIA or something. I’m sure they were tracking us in the US as well (although Bert maintains that it wasn’t possible since the CIA isn’t allowed to work within the US…he doesn’t have that excuse any more).

Anyway here’s my reasoning:

1. About a week and a half ago a police car shone a searchlight into our apartment. Then they went to the upstairs apartment for a little while. Perhaps to throw us off…perhaps to drill through the floor to plant listening devices.

2. Since then the police have been parked out in front of our aparment on, at least, two additional occasions. We started to get suspicious so discussed the issue while sitting on the couch one night. The CIA obviously heard because…

3. The police car seems to have dissapeared but yesterday a Quebec Hydro van parked outside and two people, a woman and a man, proceeded to sit in the van for two hours. Every once in a while they would pop in or out of the apartment next door (where I’m sure they were drilling through the walls to plant more listening devices) but by far most of the time was spent sitting, watching.

So I figure the CIA probably knows about my blog and I have a message to pass along: I don’t know who or what you think I am but I am not, in fact, whatever or whoever you think. You are wasting your time spying on me but, if you really do want to persist, next time you’re drilling through the ceiling can you please fix the light fixture in our bathroom. I think you broke it last week.