Uck!
So a friend and I were walking home from work today (oh yeah, still waiting for my stupid medical celarance so I’m still not getting paid). Anyway, there we were walking through downtown Montreal, the streets were busy with people rushing hither and thither when what to our wondernig eyes should appear but an out of place sausage and his two little meatball friends.
Yep, strolling down the street was a forty’ish guy with his thingy hanging out for all the world to see. My thoughts were…
Oh my god that poor crazy man doesn’t realize that his thingy’s hanging out
Oh my god - maybe he does
Or maybe he doesn’t
I mean women don’t always notice when they have bare nipple showing
But then again, guys are always talking about how senstive that area is
Unless it’s only sensitive to blunt force trauma kinda stuff
But it was deffinately um…groomed
No guy’s going to do that unless he’s planning on showing someone
But not necessarily everyone
Ew, I’ve wasted way too much time thinking about this
The most ironic thing is that my friend and I had just finished a discussion which ended with the conclusion that we’re perfectly fine being naked around complete strangers but never around friends. I guess Mr. Loose Sausage Man was there to confirm our prudeness cause that is so not what we meant about naked comfort!
How I wish I could come up with a clean comment for this posting…