Well, I’ve already built next week up in my mind. In Jaime’s Brainland next week will start slowly, you know to ease into the swing of things but, by Wednesday all pistons will be firing. Yep, in Jaime’s Brainland Jaime will be given notice of impending employment on Wednesday; to speed things along, Jaime will be informed that next week is the final vacation week in Jaime’s Brainland. Jaime will recieve profuse applologies for the extrordinarily long delay and will be asked whether she would prefer wine or champagne at her welcome back party.

In Jaime’s Brainland next week will be -5 and sunny after a weekend of fresh snow. Jaime’s dog will finally have learned how to behave like a perfect angel. Jaime’s brother will thank her for the best birthday present ever. Jaime’s husband will bring her breakfast in bed one morning (and clean his own breakfast bowls away for all the others).

In Jaime’s Brainland everything will fall neatly into place for a week of bliss setting things up for 51 reality weeks of working hard and playing hard (well maybe not 51 weeks of hard work, but 48 weeks at least). In Jaime’s Brainland frequent flyer miles balances will be going up, not down, as will bank account balances and the all important karma balance. Everything will be in the black and 2006 will become know as “The” year. And hey, if any of you want to come and visit there’s always room for more good things in Jaime’s Brainland.