Yep, my life is lame…it’s official. “Oh no!” you exclaim, “How could that be?” you question, “What shall she do?” you wonder, “Why do I care?” you conclude.

Well my dear blog-friends, this year Bert and I have no Halloween party to go to. We never get kids around to our apartments (which I think might be a function of always living downtown), and all we have to look forward to is falling asleep - probably before midnight - to the drunken warblings of passersby who actually have a life.

When did it get like this…when did a good evening involve a rented movie and a nice dinner, why does it suddenly bother me?

In conclusion, Happy Halloween everyone. Enjoy your parties and costumes and trick-or-treaters. No, no do not spare a thought for us poor pathetic lame-o’s. Really, it’s ok. We’ll be fine. Sniff, sniff…ok I’m going to go now.