After a rather heavy post yesterday I thought I’d start off the week with a collection of typically guy things to say that have dropped out of my husbands mouth over the past month or so…here we go

5. Me - Hum, I’m not sure I have enough rice to make all of the sushi…it’s gonna be close (talking to Bert)
Bert - Mmmm, this rice tastes good (shovelling a large spoonfull into his mouth)

4. Bert - Jaime have you seen my keys/wallet/head lamp/gloves?

3. Bert - Wow, I have got to see Doom, how could a movie that’s based on a video game be anything but awesome!

2. Bert - Mmmmm, meat!

1. Bert - This football game is too chaotic to nap in front of.
Me - There’s a different game on TSN.
Bert - But that game’s not in HD. (said, of course, with his eyes closed)