Ok so to increase the interactiveness (hey look, I made a new word) of my blog I have constructed a game of sorts. I have listed some of the interesting statements I’ve overheard during the past week or so, followed by two possible contexts…try to guess which one is true.

“Wow, you again! We must be on the same drinking cycle”
a. An alcoholics anonymous welcome meeting, two repeat ‘customers’ come face to face
b. The women’s bathroom at my office, two repeat ‘customers’ come face to face

“I object!”
a. On the set of a court room drama involving domestic dispute and drinking at the local cinema bar
b. At the movie theater during a domestic dispute just before drinking at the local cinema bar

“If I see him I’m going to drop my fairy side and let him have it.”
a. At Disneyland, tinkerbell explaining how she’s going to get tough with Captain Hook who’s been hassling the Lost Boys in Neverland
b. At the dog park, an openly gay man explaining how he’s going to get tough with some obnoxious guy who’s been hassling women in the park

“I have a compulsion to race and sometimes I cheat”
a. The explanation of Donald Rumsfeld who went to war over nothing sending his bunker-busting arms flailing taking out civilians as they were running away from him down the street
b. The explanation of some rather chagrined young guy who tripped over nothing sending his arms flailing almost taking out Jaime as she was running past him down the street

If you answered b to all of the above then you’re right (if you answered a then you obviously think I have a far more exciting life than I actually do…or you think I hallucinate).